PUMPCAR

half pill • half car • full send

PUMPCAR.
half pill. half car.
full send.

A pumpfun car driven by alon.
No utility. Just vibes and acceleration.

FAST
DUMB
GREEN/WHITE
PASTE_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE

Paste the contract later. If it’s long, it will auto-ellipsis like a polite scam.

What is this

A meme token that drives itself emotionally.
If you need reasons, you’re in the wrong lane.

Why it exists

Because “normal” is slow.
We picked loud, green, and questionable.

How to vibe

Post memes. Tap refresh. Repeat.
If it pumps, you knew. If it dumps, it’s art.

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